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the skeby

I'm Christina, I'm hilarious, everyone loves me.
Jul 28 '14

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Jul 28 '14
poppypicklesticks:

anrgy:

inspirational

The lord is testing Anita 

poppypicklesticks:

anrgy:

inspirational

The lord is testing Anita 

Jul 28 '14

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Jul 28 '14
godyes:

10,000Fuck

godyes:

10,000Fuck

Jul 27 '14

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
Jul 27 '14

titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: chernovision)

Jul 27 '14

❁ sister signs ❁

louis2k10:

it is very important that people know their sister signs, because the compatibility between two tends to get disregarded when in actuality you are the yin to their yang— their other half! it is likely that you may have had a friend/friends or a crush/crushes that were your sister sign (or the sister sign of your moon sign).

aries ➥ libra
taurus ➥ scorpio
gemini ➥ sagittarius
cancer ➥ capricorn
leo ➥ aquarius
virgo ➥ pisces

(Source: calumashtons)

Jul 26 '14

The Greatest Heroes of All Time

floating-head:

nintenboysm:

  • Captain Falcon

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  • Italian Spiderman

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  • Pepsi Man

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The new avengers

Jul 26 '14

axleheart:

cute-sexual:

if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important

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Jul 26 '14
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Jul 26 '14

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Jul 26 '14

mechagod:

But I used to think ppl ignored me for the longest time because all I did was keep to myself and be on my phone wishing ppl would talk to me, you gotta reach out and be your own person; you’re not the main character of some anime, people aren’t just gonna come up to you and wanna be your best friend, you’ve gotta make your own connections

Jul 23 '14

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Nathan help a liquor store and an exterminator on last night’s Nathan For You.

Jul 23 '14

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

Jul 22 '14

potatokraken:

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

the last kid tho

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